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30 Sec. Radio Spot: Provident Bookstore (22apr2003)
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2 Min. Sermon Sketch: Vows
Man: OK, how is this? I, Todd, love you and agree to marry you, Tina. (Beams gushily)
Woman: That's it? That's your entire vow? What about honor, what about until death do us part?
Man: Well, I think its nice and su...suc...short.
Woman: Its supposed to be a vow before God and people.
Man: OK, OK, I'll add 'until death parts us.'
Woman: Haven't you ever been to a wedding?
Man: Been to one? I've been the groom in a couple.
Woman: What?!?
Man: No, No. I meant a groomsman!
Woman: Oh, well didn't you listen to any of the words?
Man: I was standing there, trying not to fall over. You're always telling me I can't do two things at once.
Woman: This is serious! We're talking about the rest of our lives here.
Man: I promise not to joke about serious things as much.
Woman: That's a good one, I'm writing that down.
Man: Wait a minute...OK, what about I will submit to my husband as a he submits to Christ.
Woman: No way is that going in there. My friends would laugh me out of the church.
Man: Well, the Bible talks about it, so isn't it kind of important?
Woman: I just don't think it belongs in a modern ceremony, we should be beyond that kind on patriarchal society.
Man (exasperated): Oh, don't start bringing your college airs into this. Shouldn't our vows and our marriage be based on the Bible rather than that?
Woman: I guess. OK then, how about you will learn to love me more than yourself.
Man: Of course, I love you.
Woman: No I mean really love, like that sermon we heard the other week. Like maybe giving up some TV for an evening of opera.
Man: I don't think Pastor Johnny was talking about that! He would never go that far!
Woman: We'll see about that.
Man: Seriously though, we should really pray about this.
Woman: You're right and talk to Pastor Dave about what should go into a vow.
Man: Yeah, he's done so many weddings, he probably knows the medieval harvest moon vow.
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